- Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:53 pm
#1024
This is not Kurachi's official religion, although we are considering it.
Rejoice, brothers! His Explosiveness hath granted us excerpts from his holy book!
Friends! We have been granted additional words from our Lord, the Holy Creeper! They have been added to our holy text!
In the beginning, we hadeth only the darkness.
And then the Great Creeper said, "Let there be light."
With his great power, his Explosiveness creates an
orb of intense light and heat from a chunk of his own sulfur body.
A curious and powerful lord, his Explosiveness creates a
body of life so. He, too, grants this being sentience and curiosity.
This being was more evil than he could well imagine.
T'was humanity.
Sulfur, 1:1
T'was indeed a curious creation He had constructed,
always wondering of the purpose of its existence.
It created its own tools, tools that were capable
of tripling their strength in battle, capable of doing
things He hadn't ever predicted them wanting to do.
Sulfur, 1:2
It was not long before His creation had begun to
collect itself in groups, as they found that in their
numbers they may achieve greatness. They, in His eyes,
are truly evil, fighting amongst themselves,
prioritizing their own desires over the other's needs.
He knew that what he had created was a dangerous
force, an evil wave of violence and lust for murder coursing
through each of their bodies. T'was here that He gave them
the ultimate test. He then delivered His creation an animal
He discovered was of much use to His creation, for its skin.
The animal he delivered, however, t'was merely a calf.
When they noticed this one, they didn't treat it like the others.
They brought into their collective, nurturing it just as mother
would to son. They kept it healthy, and sought after it.
This had reassured His Explosiveness, that peace and love
still existed in these things, though a rarity to find. He found
that compassion was an incredible strength, t'was what made
their [village] successful and strong.
Sulfur, 1:3
But he noticed that among his creation lived weakness.
It drags along on the strength of its greater half.
There lives a sinful force in this weakness, among it be
those who cause grief, who take what belongeth not to them,
who insult those who are in reality stronger than they.
Weakness must be purged.
Sulfur, 1:4
Still existed their great evil, though, and that, He must deal
with. T'was then that he removed what seemed to be the
leader of this village, asked him a question,
---~~~----~~~---- (page is torn here)
Sulfur, 1:6
His Explosiveness hath grown to realize that the weakness
had begun to worship his very creation, the Sun.
They believed it to be their savior, their ruler.
They believed it to be what grants them safety and grants them life.
His true followers hath seen that this is a true weakness to believe.
They saw the impurity as well.
Sulfur, 1:8
The Sun doth protect those who are too weak to live
when the truer of two beauties, the Moon, is alive.
It protects those too weak to fend off His Explosiveness'
lesser warriors, Skeletons and Zombies.
Those too weak to fend these lesser demons deserve not
to live amongst his greater half of the creation.
And so they must be purged...
The Nether, 3:18
His Explosiveness hath conjured a mighty essence
from but another chunk of his being. These were his children.
TNT, 7:24
His children, what we call Creepers, are a both a gift
and a curse to humanity. They are both his creators
and his destroyers. They destroy what is deemed unholy,
but in that destruction, create sacred ground.
His children were granted by Him an energy so great
that they themselves may release this energy.
His Creepers destroy, and in that wake, create chance for new life.
They teach lessons, for their presence is surely a sign
of unholy acts. Improper torch lighting attracts his children.
Surely, however, the presence of his children can be a gift as well.
For why else would his children be present other than that
your lands doth lack proper lighting?
Exploder, speaking to Sulfur, 4:11
T'is a mysterious world his Explosiveness hath created.
But for whatever the reason, his mercy hath granted
us the gift of life, something we were deserving to lose
long ago. He reminds us of our gift of life; his children
will make their appearances, spectres of the only one true power.
The Rising Sun be a symbol of sanctity for the weak, and for that it is something to be ashamed of seeing rather than thanking Him for. His Explosiveness
hath seen this shameful symbol, and so, he lets his children
live throughout the day, providing their reminders and their
knowledge to us.
This is His World.
Ktala, His Explosiveness' First Son, 14:16
Rejoice, brothers! His Explosiveness hath granted us excerpts from his holy book!
Friends! We have been granted additional words from our Lord, the Holy Creeper! They have been added to our holy text!
In the beginning, we hadeth only the darkness.
And then the Great Creeper said, "Let there be light."
With his great power, his Explosiveness creates an
orb of intense light and heat from a chunk of his own sulfur body.
A curious and powerful lord, his Explosiveness creates a
body of life so. He, too, grants this being sentience and curiosity.
This being was more evil than he could well imagine.
T'was humanity.
Sulfur, 1:1
T'was indeed a curious creation He had constructed,
always wondering of the purpose of its existence.
It created its own tools, tools that were capable
of tripling their strength in battle, capable of doing
things He hadn't ever predicted them wanting to do.
Sulfur, 1:2
It was not long before His creation had begun to
collect itself in groups, as they found that in their
numbers they may achieve greatness. They, in His eyes,
are truly evil, fighting amongst themselves,
prioritizing their own desires over the other's needs.
He knew that what he had created was a dangerous
force, an evil wave of violence and lust for murder coursing
through each of their bodies. T'was here that He gave them
the ultimate test. He then delivered His creation an animal
He discovered was of much use to His creation, for its skin.
The animal he delivered, however, t'was merely a calf.
When they noticed this one, they didn't treat it like the others.
They brought into their collective, nurturing it just as mother
would to son. They kept it healthy, and sought after it.
This had reassured His Explosiveness, that peace and love
still existed in these things, though a rarity to find. He found
that compassion was an incredible strength, t'was what made
their [village] successful and strong.
Sulfur, 1:3
But he noticed that among his creation lived weakness.
It drags along on the strength of its greater half.
There lives a sinful force in this weakness, among it be
those who cause grief, who take what belongeth not to them,
who insult those who are in reality stronger than they.
Weakness must be purged.
Sulfur, 1:4
Still existed their great evil, though, and that, He must deal
with. T'was then that he removed what seemed to be the
leader of this village, asked him a question,
---~~~----~~~---- (page is torn here)
Sulfur, 1:6
His Explosiveness hath grown to realize that the weakness
had begun to worship his very creation, the Sun.
They believed it to be their savior, their ruler.
They believed it to be what grants them safety and grants them life.
His true followers hath seen that this is a true weakness to believe.
They saw the impurity as well.
Sulfur, 1:8
The Sun doth protect those who are too weak to live
when the truer of two beauties, the Moon, is alive.
It protects those too weak to fend off His Explosiveness'
lesser warriors, Skeletons and Zombies.
Those too weak to fend these lesser demons deserve not
to live amongst his greater half of the creation.
And so they must be purged...
The Nether, 3:18
His Explosiveness hath conjured a mighty essence
from but another chunk of his being. These were his children.
TNT, 7:24
His children, what we call Creepers, are a both a gift
and a curse to humanity. They are both his creators
and his destroyers. They destroy what is deemed unholy,
but in that destruction, create sacred ground.
His children were granted by Him an energy so great
that they themselves may release this energy.
His Creepers destroy, and in that wake, create chance for new life.
They teach lessons, for their presence is surely a sign
of unholy acts. Improper torch lighting attracts his children.
Surely, however, the presence of his children can be a gift as well.
For why else would his children be present other than that
your lands doth lack proper lighting?
Exploder, speaking to Sulfur, 4:11
T'is a mysterious world his Explosiveness hath created.
But for whatever the reason, his mercy hath granted
us the gift of life, something we were deserving to lose
long ago. He reminds us of our gift of life; his children
will make their appearances, spectres of the only one true power.
The Rising Sun be a symbol of sanctity for the weak, and for that it is something to be ashamed of seeing rather than thanking Him for. His Explosiveness
hath seen this shameful symbol, and so, he lets his children
live throughout the day, providing their reminders and their
knowledge to us.
This is His World.
Ktala, His Explosiveness' First Son, 14:16
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