So, this was initially posted for a bit of a laugh; however, I see that there may be some actual backing in the ranks, and, with the assistance of Rokkrwolf312, I have had the thread moved to the appropriate place and am honestly and wholeheartedly throwing my proverbial "hat" in the ring.
I do seriously believe that I can offer a fresh prospective to the staff and am willing to make proper use of any powers given with the position. Too, I believe that my friendly demeanor, which has garnered me favor with some of the more powerful and long lasting members of the server, shows that I am fair, unbiased, and most genuinely concerned with everyone having a good time and not being bothered with inappropriate language or grief.