Username: Lightbulbs

Real Name: Lucifer

Age: 6015

Location: Ninth Circle of Hell

Time Zone: GMT -8:00 (PST)

About Yourself: Think mods are too lenient? I promise to have everybody banned that repeatedly creates stupid posts, topics, and other things purely as a way to bump up their post count. Catsfuzz's terrible spamming? Cya! Gopher applying to be a mod after openly saying all the mods on this server are idiots? Good bye! LordRamuthra saying that the server's mods are an Orwellian Police Force? Much obliged my good pal.

Qualifications: I've gotten 11 people banned from offenses ranging from petty robbery to duping 31k diamonds. I have conversed with AvO and set a deal to get them to stop harassing this server. I am personally responsible for snapping Catsfuzz's sanity like a Twix Bar and making him never return.

Why you deserve this position: I will do the things that all the users and mods want done deep down inside, but are afraid of the uproar. I will enforce a police state of terror in which stupidity isn't tolerated, but liable to have you executed.

Availability: Whenever I feel like it.

Anything else you wish to add: Make the right choice. Vote Lightbulbs for Nazi mod 2011.

Got my vote!

This made me lol.
You deserve this.

Mine too! *vote*

This ^ This could make minerealm the most idiot-free forum of all time

Its....its so beautiful....

My vote has been given to this candidate.

+1 Vote

Shortly after this topic was made the record of most users online at one time was shattered, from 31 to 34.
Good show.