- Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:29 pm
#182819
This is a creative work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places or things is purely coincidence.
I wish for there to be no noob huts left in minerealm after the wipe, and for none to be created :D.
(also, I'm never gonna proofread that story, so if it doesn't flow or has many mistakes, sorry :P)
dlgn wrote:Reddit turns into Red dot, a site about the wonder and awe of the red dot, which was made to be the symbol of the universe after a leader of a small Canadian snow shop, Untelli, became the leader of the milky way through various methods, and expanded his empire to everything that ever existed and everything that will exist. Red dot eventually gets tired of representing a logo, and, led by a renegade military general of Untelli's, HurricanicPsychopath, turns into an anarchist faction against Untelli's badly designed symbol. After much bloodshed, and a half made backyard shed, Untelli speaks directly to the Red dot, which had grown from a small website to an interplanetary empire which was against all bad visual design, to design a new logo if they really wanted one. They do, having HurricanicPsychopath as the main designer, and the long awaited new symbol is unveiled. All it is is a simple red H, and the army of Red Dot has a mutiny, eventually joining with Untelli's great empire to take down HurricanicPsychopath, who had gained much power for a reason unknown at the time. After more great battles between the army and Hurricanic, Untelli finally decides to have a showdown, and in the fight, it is found that if the masses know of one's symbol, great power is bestowed upon them. For a hundred years, Untelli and HurricanicPsychopath fight without stopping, to see who was worthy of the position of leader of the universe, completely unaware of the world outside their fight. While they are fighting, a new power emerges, unbeknownst to either, and goes between them, stopping the fight. This unnamed power, constantly fending off attacks from both makes them work out that neither of them were worthy of the power to control the universe, and eventually strips them of their powers. He then appoints a young child to the throne, and says that he will grow up to become a great leader. Untelli however, has other plans in mind. He spreads his logo in the criminal world where the unnamed power is unable to find out, and defeats Hurricanic in the process. He eventually confronts the unnamed power, which turned out to only be using illusions, and fooling the entire world. Untelli slays the unnamed power, and finds out that it was a self making taco machine with a remote signal telling it what to do, and the controller of this signal was none other than the child on the throne, which had turned out to be using illusions. Untelli was shocked to see that this child ruling over the universe was none other than himself from the future, where he had found a way o time travel deep in the bowels of the original reddit. Untelli is shocked, but continues on, knowing that he will one day be the great ruler of the universe again, without realising what he's done by seeing himself in the future. Future Untelli continues to hide behind the veil of the illusion, or so everyone thought. The truth was, that by creating a paradox, he had caused the universe to end, and all that had been going on since the time that he saw himself was merely a dream fabricated by the laws of time. As punishment, Untelli is forced to repeat the same sequence over and over, having his memories restored ever time it restarted until eventually he goes mad without knowing it. Reddit is no longer reddity, but the universe is completely gone, and a man is forced to repeat the same sequence for the rest of eternity.Skylord_Fox wrote:dlgn wrote:Not granted, and granted.
I wish...my wish would not be granted.
I wish I could draw handses!
Seriously, you were asking for that.
I wish Reddit were less...Reddity.
This is a creative work of fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places or things is purely coincidence.
I wish for there to be no noob huts left in minerealm after the wipe, and for none to be created :D.
(also, I'm never gonna proofread that story, so if it doesn't flow or has many mistakes, sorry :P)
